Man Jose

Just one quick thing today: I just saw this map, which pretty much confirmed my suspicions:

Distribution of Single Men and Women in the United States

Before even looking at the map I knew the Bay Area was going to be an enormous cockfest. The supposition that San Francisco is all guys is true, but it's even worse on the Peninsula and in the Valley. It's not even about the gay dudes, either - it's the tech industry. Here's why:
1) Vijay gets EE degree from Technological University of Hyderabad.
2) Vijay secures scholarship to San Jose State to get his master's degree.
3) Vijay gets a job with a big tech company.
4) Vijay sees the appeal of non-arranged American vagina.
5) Vijay buys a shiny shirt.
6) Vijay stands next to the door at Molly Magee's with 3 male friends, making awkward attempts to pick up on every chubby white girl who enters the bar.

The sad part is that the foreign dudes are probably more smooth than the white engineers. Hindi isn't high on the list of accents that make girls hot, but it's better than showing up to a bar wearing a T-shirt that reads "/usr/bin/drinking?"

Also, the implication this map appears to be making is that I have to go to Sacramento to find single women. If that's the case, I may as well beer-bong a gallon of insecticide, because I no longer have a reason to live.